My Life Is Average

If you've never been to http://mylifeisaverage.com/, then you obviously don't know the definition of awesome.  Some people think it's stupid, but they're just haters.  They can hate all they want; they don't even deserve to know the definiton of awesome.  But anyway, I really recommend this website.  It is HILARIOUS.  Well, most of it.  If you read it, you will occasionally come across some pointless posts. 

For those of you who have never been on this site, I am going to do you all a HUGE favor and put one of the posts on this blog post.  I like to find the best ones, and in order to do that, I am going to have to search through lots of pages so I can weigh my options.  So just for you, blog readers, I am going to spend the next 15-20 minutes looking for an awesome MLIA (My Life Is Average)  post to put on here for you to read.  I assume you would know what MLIA is, but I felt the need to put it in parenthesis because that's what they do in all the textbooks, and I want my blog to look professional. 

Oh, and I should also inform you that according to this website, the average word of the day is "lasagna."  Awesome, right?  But that's not really important at the moment, so on to the post you guys are all dying to look at...

I was reading stuff on here about how " lol " looks like a drowning man. I also realized that ~~~^~~*\o/*~~~ " looks like a drowning cheerleader getting attacked by a shark. MLIA.

Today I decided to try Cleverbot. Cleverbot asked me what my name was. I said "justin bieber" and cleverbot said "are you even old enough to be on the internet?" It made my day. MLIA.

Ok, so I realize I told you I would put one of them on here.  But how could I not throw in an extra one? They're just so great!  Unless you're a hater, then maybe not.  But hey, if you don't like the MLIA's, then they don't like you either!  You don't even deserve to read them. 

Once again, I have exceeded the required 300 words by a lot, and I feel like an overachiever.  I always feel the need to tell readers that I have gone over 300 words, so they know why I'm ending the blog post.  But now I'm basically just writing pointless crap on here, and nobody wants to read pointless crap.  So I'll just stop...