We all have those little things in life that really get on our nerves. And I have chosen you, reader of this blog, to tell about a few of my own. So let's get this blog started...
1) When people eat string cheese wrong.
String cheese is meant to be pulled off in strings. When you open it, you can't just take a bite off the whole thing. You have to pull a string off, eat it, and repeat this process until the string cheese is gone. If you want to eat it the wrong way, go ahead; just know that you are one of those people who really get on my nerves.
2) When a CapriSun pouch is missing its straw.
There's always that occasional CapriSun pouch that I take out of the refridgerator, and it's missing a straw. I hate it when this happens, because then I have to search the whole refridgerator for the missing straw. What if I can't find it? I can't just throw away the pouch; that's such a waste. And I don't have extra straws laying around the house. So what am I supposed to do? Maybe I should call the company and suggest that they attach the straws a little better. Then I could send the pouch back to them by mail, and demand a new one.
3) Fun size starburst.
I don't care too much for orange and yellow starburst, but I do love the pink and red. As you may know, fun size starburst comes in a pack of two. Everytime I open one, I hope for two red, two pink, or one of each. So when I don't get those combinations, it makes me angry. Especially when I get neither of those colors in one pack. Then I have to keep opening more packs until I get pink or red. It seems like a waste of time, but I think it's worth it.
I now realize that all three of those examples are about food, and I am starting to get hungry. I have already exceeded the required 300 words, so I think I am done here. I shall now go eat some string cheese in the correct fashion.
You basically spoke everything that I was thinking at the moment. I hate getting a juice box and the straw is either broken or missing. I'm like, "What? This juice box is mine and the company hates me!" It upsets me.
ReplyDeleteI bought a BRAND NEW BOX of Koolaid Jammers, and I was working on my art project the other night. Well I grabbed a pouch to quench my thirst, and I came to discover that my pouch didn't have a straw attached! What the ! And so I found it in the box, but what if it hadn't been in the box?! I would have been direly insulted. Wow. Attach straws better, honestly.
ReplyDeletePink Starbursts are so the best ones!! But i dont like the red ones at all. I think they taste funny. Oh well.
ReplyDeleteString cheese is the best form of cheese in the world. It is called STRING CHEESE not CHOMP CHEESE for a reason!! My dad does that all the time and I am constantly yelling at him for it.
I personaly don't enjoy eating string cheese the "correct" way. Taking it off in strings takes to long and then towards the end i have to wonder if the piece i pulled off is bigger than the one still in my hand. Then what do i do?! Taking bites is much simpler.
ReplyDeleteKind of like the twist licorice that you are supposed to tear off and eat, now if you want to just bite right in buy the normal licorice just like if you want to bite right into cheese buy the cheese squares! stupid people!
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