Petco & Sharpies.

Why is my title so random?  Well folks, my life happens to be pretty random.  Sorry if you don't like being referred to as a "folk."  What is a folk anyway?  Oh wait, nobody cares.  I don't think it's necessary to write my whole blog about the reason for my title. 

On Friday I hung out with some friends.  What did we do? We went to papas.  I got chicken alfredo and clam chowder soup, which I highly recommend.  While we were eating, someone got on the subject of Petco and how we should go there and look at the animals.  One of my other friends somehow thought this was a good idea, so when we were done eating we ended up at Petco.  Probably not the best choice of a hangout spot, but oh well.  Like I said, my life is random; unless you don't consider that random. 

When we got to Petco, we decided to look at the cats.  We tried petting them, which probably wasn't a good idea since one tried attacking us.  What is Petco thinking?  Nobody is going to buy their cats if they're vicious.  Instead people should buy their fish.  Why?  They're colorful.  That's the number one reason.  Also, they're cheap, which brings me to my next thought.  If I were a fish, I would feel very worthless being priced at two dollars.  It's just not fair! 

Next, we looked at reptiles and amphibians.  We decided to skip the birds, because well, they're not that fascinating.  If we liked birds that much, we would be birdwatchers.  But anyway, back to reptiles and amphibians.  I hate how most of the animals always hide in their little caves or whatever.  If I were to buy one of these animals (which is highly unlikely, except for hermit crabs), I would want to see what they look like first. 

At this point in our Petco adventure, I could tell the employees were getting mad at us.  They kept eyeing us and asking us if we needed anything.  So one of my friends carried around a tennis ball so they'd think we were buying something. (And she did actually end up buying it)  While we were by the dog toys, we looked at the squeaky toys.  Apparently they're just as entertaining for humans as they are for dogs. 

Next stop? Hamsters.  There, I saw the coolest thing ever: an albino hamster.  It even had red eyes!  Maybe it's not the coolest thing ever, but it's still cool.  I love seeing them run on the wheels.  But it gets me thinking, why are hamsters the only animals that get to run on wheels?  There were mice next to the hamsters, so we decided to look at those.  They were only two dollars.  They're just as worthless as fish.  I texted my mom and asked her if I could get one.  Sadly, she said no.  But it's ok, I was just kidding when I texted her.  Finally, we looked at the ginuea pigs.  They were so cute!  I'm pretty sure the employees were happy to see us leave. 

Well this blog is well over 300 words, but I feel the need to add one more thing.  Today, I was writing with a sharpie, and it happened to smell like frosting. 

THE END.